Sessions with Sim

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Stats
Height: 5'5” - 165 cm
Weight: 145 lbs - 65.8 kg
Physique: Athletic
About
Real athlete. Real fighter. Heavily involved in jiu jitsu, muay thai, MMA, wrestling and boxing. I weight lift, run and love all things physical. I am a three stripe purple belt in jiu jitsu, hold two championships in Muay Thai and have nearly eight years of professional training.
What I offer: You see my list of offerings, but I just want to clarify a few things further – I do not offer sex, nudity or full-strength sparring/grappling sessions.
Rates: $400/hr for all things related to martial arts with variances depending on request. $125 retainer required to solidify booking. Travel out of town/state/country: Hotel and flight or gas must be covered plus a stipend for incidentals like food, time spent traveling and ubers before the session. I will do my best to get additional clients, but should your area not be thriving for sessions, that will be your responsibility.
How to Book: Email me with specifics. What kind of session you’re looking for, where, when, how long. Include two references minimum. I do not send additional photos or share my social media, so check out the pictures and links here before requesting.
CashApp: $SessionswithSim
Venmo: @KLola
Services Offered
- Semi-Competitive Wrestling
- Fantasy Wrestling
- Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu
- Muay Thai
- Grappling
- Semi-Competitive Boxing
- Fantasy Boxing
- Semi-Competitive Kickboxing
- Fantasy Kickboxing
- Tag Team Matches
- Female vs Female
- Scissoring
- Custom Videos
- Posing / Modeling
- Training
Travel
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Sim is the absolute summit of female session grappling. From that pinnacle of class, convenience, charisma, and cunning, you will see and *feel* like you’ve reached the top. Why? She just has it all: unquestionable Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, top shelf location with safe mats and clean showers, a voice that embodies steel wrapped in velvet, and a face that traps your very soul so hard you would have an easier time escaping her chokes (which you can’t) than breaking her gaze. Clad in Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Gi’s in the morning hours, we rolled, trash-talked, laughed, grinned, and sweated an ocean of the sexiest grapple I could ask for before my last submission brought me to a collapsed heap that needed fluids just to talk (with what sanity my blown mind retained). She’s the real deal: a killer who doesn’t kill, but just toys with her object of conquest who in turn wants nothing more than her victory pose (which she does with a quiet dominance that knows its greatness as her bare foot graces your defeated face). Besides the session, there was the communication (hard week for her, but she made it work), accomodations (wardrobe was ready to go), and patience (100% *not* a clock watcher). Folks, I’ve been to the top of the mountain, and you should see the view. It’s glorious, and so is Sim.
I’ve personally sessioned with Simone and all I can say is that she is absolutely amazing. She has legitimate martial arts skill. Her Jiu-jitsu is on point. Her purple belt suggests as much. She applied a triangle during our session that had me seeing stars and drooling at the mouth 🤤. Pretty sure it put me to sleep for a bit. Her thick thighs provided a nice pillow for the trip to la la land.
However, where this beauty really shines is in her standup game. The years of Muay Thai experience has created dynamite in her hands and legs. We did six rounds of competitive Muay Thai sparring. During one of our exchanges, she caught me with a stinging left hook. Stunned and buzzed, I desperately tried to clinch to regain my senses. Realizing my vulnerable state, she skillfully disengaged my attempted clinch and went in for the kill. Luckily, the round ended, and I was saved by the bell, prompting Simone to scream out: awwww. I found that incredibly hot.
We finished with five rounds of beatdowns where she put that rocket left hook to good use again, as digging punches to my body turned my organs to Swiss cheese. My abdomen was swore and tender for five days after.
I cannot recommend her enough. If you’re looking for a legit mma/martial arts bad ass, you can’t go wrong with Sim. I highly recommend and don’t miss out if she’s in your area.
Emperor
09/03/2019
I didn’t have a session with her (unfortunately, she lives on the other side of the Atlantic :/), but I did order some of her fighting videos. Incredible skill! And, btw, a really professional and friendly person in our mail correspondence. Definitely recommended.
Lola AKA Sim
09/08/2019
I appreciate that so much! 😀
Judokahenk
09/05/2019
I didn’t meet her at this moment , but in December me and my girlfriend will be in Cleveland Ohio , hope me and my girlfriend can meet her there then for some grappling with her.
Lola AKA Sim
09/08/2019
That would be fantastic. Please do email me about dates/times!
Anonymous
09/15/2019
I found her to be exceptionally quick to respond to my message; open, honest, warm and charismatic.
We have exchanged a number of e-mails already.
Looking forward to meeting her soon and experiencing her strength and skills first hand.
Lola AKA Sim
09/17/2019
I am looking forward to that, as well! Thank you for your kind words.
Johnny42
09/21/2019
I just had a boxing session with her and she has amazing skill and she is very polite if you have a chance to book her do so don’t miss out
Lola AKA Sim
09/24/2019
I appreciate that and respect the skill set your brought to our session too!
platimumrosefit
10/26/2019
I have not had the opportunity to meet Simone yet, however, I feel she deserves a positive pre-session review. Simone is extremely respectful and professional, and I would be honored to have the opportunity to meet her. After discussing my session experience and interests, she had me feeling comfortable. I appreciate her respectful and polite nature and look forward to hopefully meeting her in NJ as we discussed.
Lola AKA Sim
10/28/2019
The same can be said that you approached me respectfully and also made me feel perfectly comfortable. I am looking forward to our session!
Anonymous
11/19/2019
She is very strong and highly skilled at grappling and striking. If you are looking for someone who can totally manhandle you, do not hesitate to scheule a session with her! She will get as rough as you want within your limits.
Lola AKA Sim
12/07/2019
Thank you! I enjoyed our session thoroughly and look forward to the next!
your personal punching bag
11/20/2019
I just had a skype session with Simone and I really enjoyed it. It was a boxing session and from what I saw, she has some great boxing skills.
She is definitely legitimate and I look forward to being on the receiving end of her punches in person
SomeDudeOverThere
12/06/2019
Many positive reviews out here for Simone! Hopefully she makes it out to STL and get a chance to do a session!
Sessionguy76
09/23/2020
Simone is the epitome of the Al Capone quote, “Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness,”. She is sweet, fun, conversational, and patient but she is the real deal. Like it says in her profile she’s a real fighter. I have been doing sessions off and on for almost 20 years. I’ve been looking for someone that can box/kickbox for a few years that will actually take contact from her opponent. She’s a trained fighter that’s had many successes in real sanctioned fights very recently and is looking for another real fight soon. Just waiting on Covid to stop messing things up.
In my search for a boxing session I’ve always been careful to look for session fighters that put in their profile competitive/semi competitive boxing. I just wanted to see what it was like to really spar with a woman. I’ve messaged some that are big and muscular thinking they can and would be willing to handle my weak punches, I’ve messaged others that actually have fighting experience. She’s the only woman I’ve found in the southeast and those that are traveling to the southeast that will let you truly fight back within reason. (Like dont try to beat her down or you will pay the price in more ways than one.) She will let you try to hit her body and more, she will let you kick as well but good luck with that. LOL 🙂
If you have true fighting experience she may be a good match as long as you’re not trying to beat her up. That’s not nice!
If you want to grapple, kickbox, or box she will take you on. One of the best parts is she will match your ability and effort unless you want her to beat you up. (WITH IN REASON! aka she won’t break your bones and put you in the hospital)
So I showed up to her nice comfortable studio we sat and talked and confirmed the plan for our session. We sparred with kickboxing for 3 minute rounds. I requested punches and kicks to my head and body while I defend. She has all the gear she needs. Tons of gloves, shinguards, and her own mouth guard. If you want to spar with her bring your own gloves and a mouthpiece minimum.
So we went at it for about 3 rounds then I was worn out. When I went hard after her, she fought back with proportional force. She definitely got in a few good punches and a good kick to my body.
After those three rounds I was about 30 min through my hour. (I talk too much and was having a nice conversation/catching my breathe)
So we switched to grappling and she was using her MMA skills to pin me down and get me into different submission holds. Mostly arm bars. You better tap or you’ll lose use of that arm. We then discussed different sleeper holds and we grappled some more and she put me in a few different choke holds. I could have gone to sleep, but decided I better tap instead.
We grappled a bit more playfully and I could not come close to getting her in any submission holds or pin her down. (I’m 5’7 220 but have few skills.)
Then we chatted a bit more then time to go. So if you want a challenge with a great fighter with REAL experience where it feels like a video game where you select the difficulty Simone is the one and ONLY.
Anonymous
10/27/2020
What an outstanding experience! She is truly a great athlete. Very professional, prompt and courteous in setting up the match. We wrestled at an AirBnB that was private, easily accessible, and enjoyable. I tried but lost every fall despite my height and weight advantage.But she has a great attitude. Very respectful while winning numerous falls. She could have trash talked but instead she preferred to dominate me and let her grappling speak for itself. Her confidence is sexy. When we finished we both knew Simone could win any fall and way she wanted. Ofter she waited with a smile to easily counter my attacks. If you want a great workout that is a lot of fun, you should session with Sim. She taught me a lesson today and I look forward to a rematch when she comes back to town.I recommend her highly.
Anonymous
01/17/2021
Enjoyed another Skype session with her. It was shadow boxing and I loved it. Thanks, Simone for the Skype and look forward to seeing you in person and being on the receiving end of your punches
Lucky_J
02/08/2021
So I recently met and had a session with Lola in Atlanta. She’s amazingly strong, witty, and beautiful. I mainly was interested in some submissions and scissors, with a little more aggressiveness (like not immediately recognize my taps)
From being held in an arm bar while her foot was pressing down on my face, being made to smell her feet, to the various chokes, and the scissors.. when she applied pressure it felt like my head was going to flatten. Her body is amazing, I could spend an hour or two suffering in her reverse, suffering serious pain just to have a close up view of her toned butt. Easily the best session I’ve ever had, she’s a great communicator and actually does her part to make it an amazing experience. If you want to session with and get humbled by a truly skilled fighter, if you have a chance to session with Lola I highly recommend it. I give her a 15 out of 10
Kyle Fast
03/10/2021
I had a session with Lola yesterday and it was perfect. When I first saw her I was amazed with how fit and bad ass she looked. Setting up the session was super easy too. I really wanted a girl who could truly dominate me in grappling with some mixed in leg chokes and she delivered. I have had about 30 different sessions and this was by far the best without any doubt. Yes, her rates are a little higher than the others, but in this case you truly pay for what you get. She is the real deal and knows exactly what she’s doing, years and years of real MMA training with top of the line athletes. If you’re looking for someone to just completely dominate you in a real match this is the one for sure. She can obviously be playful and take it easier if you like, but it’s pretty rare to get a legit MMA fighter willing to mix in scissor chokes and can take you to your limits. Towards the end, I asked about doing a knockout for the first time and she put me in a figure four choke. She had the angle perfect and barley had to even squeeze for a short amount of time literally causing no pain and next thing I knew I was waking up with her caring for me (I guess she sees this a lot in MMA training since she knew exactly what to do). She was super sweet and didn’t rush the session at all after I needed some time and had water ready for me. I even have had some training and am 6’4 240 athletic build and she was able to easily hold her own. I truly do feel bad for the women that have to fight her in her matches. What’s great about her too is she actually truly enjoys giving these beat downs and it seemed she had just as much fun as I did and was enthusiastic the whole time and never watched the clock! I can’t stress this enough, this is one you DO NOT want to miss out on. Girls like this are too good to be true and you don’t want to pass an opportunity like this up in the case maybe one day she no longer is offering sessions.
Cockbox_man
04/19/2021
I had an amazing session with Lola. She was so much fun to work with from the moment we first made contact through the end of our session she was amazing! She is very beautiful but don’t let the looks fool you because she can pack a punch and kick before you knew what hit you! All of it with a smile as she delights at you on the floor or in a painful position. She is truly sadistic in such a fun way, taking pleasure in the pain she causes. I had a lot of fun with her and can’t wait to see her again! She never watched the clock and was completely engaged the whole time she was here.
mhart214
05/07/2021
Hello all. I have to quickly post and let you all know about this wonderful ‘sessiongirl’. She’s AWESOME! Down to earth, very real, straightforward, fun to chat with, and has been nothing less than a complete joy to interact with. And she DELIVERS. If you simply pay attention to her instructions here, respect her requests, and provide the info she needs, there is NOTHING this wonderful lady won’t give 100% to. And by the way, a true professional fighter, as she states. SO don’t mess with her, she’ll KICK YOUR ASS!!! (LMAO)
As long as she doesn’t get sick of me (LMAO), I am going to continue to request more of the session fun she has provided in doing our first set of encounters. LakaS, you ROCK!!!!
Johnny42
06/13/2021
I had so much fun in our boxing match I’m already looking forward to our next session she’s strong and fast don’t let her size for you or she’ll take you out book her if you get a chance you won’t regret it.
Anonymous
06/28/2021
From november 1 till december 20 , me and my girlfriend will travel around Georgia , Florida and South Carolina , because we will visit and participate some Newbreed BJJ tournaments there : 13 november : Colombia SC , 20 november : Garden City , 4 december : Miami FL and 11 december : Emerson. Because we both also like to do session with female Sessionwrestlers when we are on holidays my girlfriend hope she also can book a session with you Lola aka Sim in that periode. My girlfriend called Yvon 29yr old , 5’5 and 140lbs (brownbelt BJJ and blackbelt Judo).
Greetings Henk and Yvon